How to be Keanu Reeves

Alex Meyers

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Keanu Reeves Video Essay

Obviously, this is mostly a joke. But, after watching To The Bone, which has Keanu Reeves in his most miscast role to date, I went back and watched the Matrix movies. Now, the Matrix series has its own set of problems, but one thing I noticed is Keanu Reeves, himself, provides nothing to the movies.

He is an emotionless, barely conscious empty vessel through which we all see the world. Everyone else around him carries the movie along.

Of course Keanu Reeves does his own stunts, mostly, but that doesn't really change the fact that Keanu Reeves, himself, adds nothing to pretty much any of his movies.

And yet, he still gets paid top dollar in Hollywood, even though he doesn't actually act. He mumbles through his words like he just woke up from a nap.

Anyway, I went with a “glitch” theme design because of The Matrix and, well, it looks cool and I haven't really done it yet.

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